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BONTOS - Volume 1


There are specific forms of poetry like Limericks, Haiku and the Malaysian Pantun. Each of these have a very formal structure as to number of lines, meter, syllables etc. The meaning is often also tightly prescribed - especially the Pantun.

The Bonto is a new formal type of poetry for use on the net.
There are four lines in each poem.
Rhyming is aa bb.
Syllables: as yet undecided (5, 6 or 7)
Content:

  • First line: sets out some extraordinary behaviour. The more bizarre the better.
  • Second line: gives the explanation for the bizarre behaviour.
  • Third line: gives the result or outcome of the behaviour.
  • Fourth line: provides some "philosophical" reflection on life in general but arising from the situation.

Two men fought with custard pies
Each man thought "the other lies!"
Yellow splatters covered both
Well, all matters further growth.
©Robin Damion & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

the judge paid the villain
for he stole a million
all the villain could say
crime does not pay
©Igshan Bodiat & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Take a seed and a shower
Add some sun, get a flower.
All this cause and effect
Is it just intellect?
©Jim Duthoit & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

The English love the rain,
It allows them to complain.
The sun makes you content,
But rain is heavan sent.
©Jim Duthoit & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Two spies met on the bus,
Their reasoning went thus:
To meet so openly,
Made them difficult to see.
©Jim Duthoit & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

When is victory defeat?
When is either one complete?
For however went life's game,
The outcome is the same.
©Jim Duthoit & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

A practical romantic,
Married a pedantic.
Though she thought true love absurd,
She always kept her word.
©Jim Duthoit & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

He'd the answers all down pat.
This was this and that was that.
Though his use of rhetoric,
Made each one asymmetric.
©Jim Duthoit & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

He crossed to France on a pogo stick
To see if it would make him sick.
He bore the flag above the waves:
Britons never will be slaves!
©Richard Lubbock & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

They boiled their boots and socks in stew
To clean them off and make them new.
Alas! They found their footwear shrank:
We only have ourselves to thank.
©Richard Lubbock & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I soaked my modem in the shower
To see if it would sprout and flower.
It liquefied and flowed away:
I should have put it in a tray.
©Richard Lubbock & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I'm a king in a bedsit,
And master of all of it.
Why should I rule the nation,
And get above my station?
©Jim Duthoit & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

The red wine made him sober,
When spilt on his pullover.
Reality's intrusion
Shattered his illusion.
©Jim Duthoit & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Digesting a book about happiness
There is no sticking of sappiness
What is left may be core
What is less may be more
©David Arredondo & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I jumped into the sky
To catch a piece of the pie
The pie turned into gold
It happens when you are bold
©Noa Davenport & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

(I have a variable number of syllables in my bontos, so it is necessary to start on the correct syllable for the rhythm to be maintained. The tilde symbol (~) indicates where the emphasis should be. All words preceeding it should be de-emphasised and spoken quickly. - Phil Bachmann)

~Mary killed her little sheep
~Because it would not let her sleep.
The ~sheep was served upon a plate.
The ~lesson's, "Not to irritate."
©Phil Bachmann & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

The ~clock struck 31 today.
'Cause it ~thought it would be fun that way.
It's been ~replaced by one more contemplative.
~Clocks just shouldn't be creative.
©Phil Bachmann & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I ~sent today a dozen faxes,
To the ~man in charge of reaping taxes.
Now I ~have to pay them anyway.
~Bureaucrats will win the day.
©Phil Bachmann & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

He ~threw his money down the drain.
~Because he liked to feel be pain.
~Addicted, he pursued those voices.
These ~days we have too many choices.
©Phil Bachmann & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Is life a game of chance,
Or configured like a dance?
Is the biggest mystery,
What we are or what we see?
©Jim Duthoit & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

They came all the way from mars,
For a place to park their cars.
When the landing was complete,
We were buried in concrete.
©Jim Duthoit & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

She slept with her mobile,
Her boyfriend was hostile,
And he couldn't speak,
When she was off-peak.
©Jim Duthoit & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Drink acid, she was told
Vitamin C for her cold
Disease meets its fate
Research science is great
©Adam Pirani & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

The man with six brains
In six hats has trained
He parallel-think finds
Reprogram your minds
©Adam Pirani & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

She goes naked everywhere
Babies often go bare
The freedom is relaxing
Post-childhood can be taxing
©Adam Pirani & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

He raced at light speed
His mind was his steed
Now E is m times squared C
How fine mind-modelling can be
©Adam Pirani & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

He dropped out of college
He had enough theory knowledge
Now he's his own boss
No operacy - your loss
©Adam Pirani & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

The picture floated away
for it was a rainy day.
The picture never landed.
Life is not even-handed
©Jon Jonas & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

The wall then was bare
with the picture not there.
I put on fresh wallpaper,
not a fun caper.
©Jon Jonas & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

The book read itself;
'twas alone on the shelf.
The book stayed quiet
with no one to buy it.
©Jon Jonas & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

The tree fell softly
It did not sound awfully
It did not hurt ears
For no one was near.
©Jon Jonas & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

JP dyed blond hair green
to be more visible and seen.
Some said it looked nice.
Most think bizarre a vice.
©Edward de Bono & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Colleen ate some soap
She has given up all hope
She frothed at the mouth.
To go North don't go South.
©Edward de Bono & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Major tore his hair
When faced with Tony Blair.
He knew not what to do.
With ideas more beats few.
©Edward de Bono & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Major tore out his hair
When infuriated by Blair.
He became very bald.
Don't panic when stalled.
©Edward de Bono & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Nancy chews tea leaves
Whenever she peeves.
She becomes very tart.
Sulking is an art.
©Edward de Bono & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Nancy cuddles the cat
She always does that.
The man feels jealous.
Love should be zealous.
©Edward de Bono & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Mary ate some cake
for she has belly-ache.
She became very sick.
Remedies are not quick.
©Edward de Bono & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Mary wanted a cuddle
to help sort out a muddle.
She felt happy and warm.
Peace is good in a storm
©Edward de Bono & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Pauline went to her shrink
She said it helped her think.
Together they made it worse.
Over-analysis is a curse.
©Edward de Bono & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Edward can always make a bonto
He's fast and quick and pronto.
The results are quite bad.
Worthy failure is so sad.
©Edward de Bono & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Edward can always make a bonto
He's fast and quick and pronto.
The results are quite good.
To try can lead to could.
©Edward de Bono & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Edward stopped thinking
cos it interfered with drinking
His thoughts flowed faster.
To relax is to master.
©Edward de Bono & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Kathy yelled at Max
She enjoyed such attacks
Max looked astounded
Anger may be unfounded.
©Edward de Bono & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Max danced on the table
to show that he was able
The table soon gave way
Show-off does not pay
©Edward de Bono & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I kicked the cat again
to test if I was sane
The cat stalked away
To ignore is the right play
©Edward de Bono & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I sent a dozen faxes
in anger over faxes
Nothing happened at all
Two need to play at ball
©Edward de Bono & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

They bought chewing gum
because it tasted of rum
Too many got drunk
Psycho effect of junk.
©Edward de Bono & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

He put money down the drain
because he enjoyed the pain.
He became addicted to loss
You can if you are boss.
©Edward de Bono & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997


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