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BONTOS - Volume 16


There are specific forms of poetry like Limericks, Haiku and the Malaysian Pantun. Each of these have a very formal structure as to number of lines, meter, syllables etc. The meaning is often also tightly prescribed - especially the Pantun.

The Bonto is a new formal type of poetry for use on the net.
There are four lines in each poem.
Rhyming is aa bb.
Syllables: as yet undecided (5, 6 or 7)
Content:

  • First line: sets out some extraordinary behaviour. The more bizarre the better.
  • Second line: gives the explanation for the bizarre behaviour.
  • Third line: gives the result or outcome of the behaviour.
  • Fourth line: provides some "philosophical" reflection on life in general but arising from the situation.

Put curry in my pool
To make it less cool
It changed the pool's flavour
Don't curry favour
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I put my head in a vice
I thought it would be nice
It turned out to be frightening
New thoughts need some tightening
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I lost my hope in summer
A confidence latecomer
Had no faith at all
Pride goes before the Fall
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I pulled my eyes right out
To switch them both about
Preconceived this plenty
Hindsight's twenty-twenty
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I threw a table coaster,
When hungry, in my toaster
Frisbees though could risk us
Beware the slipped-us discus!
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Put pages on my aerial
To build skills secretarial
Was pulled up by constabulary
Use arresting vocabulary
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I crunched my chiropractor
He wants to become an actor
My back tensed up in rage
All the world's a stage
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I drank more wine at home
To numb my myotome
Stress was no defence
Avoid the loss of sense
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I juggled twenty kittens
To test my velcro mittens
The gloves stuck to their contents
There's fun in juggling nonsense
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Held my breath
To feign death
Gasped, then thought
Life's too short
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Dissected a pastie
Suspected contents nasty
Revealed pastry new
Bite off what you can choux
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

The circle dared
To not be pi R squared
Quickly ellipsed
Don't be eclipsed
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Information caused mind's explosion
The facts streamed in from an ocean
Turned to silicon to keep from sinking
Direct the mind's return to thinking
©James Handyside & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Fight! Never get to the finish,
Clear thinking, the while to diminish
The view always differs by side
It is not the destination but the ride.
©James Handyside & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Brainstorming and looking lazy,
Thought you had to get crazy,
Turned to lateral thinking tools
If you need more reach use a stool
©James Handyside & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I put a bee in my bonnet
To see if the sting was abhorrent
My head swelled until the hat stuck
Hat thinking's no matter of luck
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I tore a big hole in the moon
To view the eclipse way too soon
Forgive my unnaturally timed acts
Hyperbole breeds anticlimax
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Slept on the deck
To ease my neck
Neck's now fine
Show more spine
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Closed my parachute
It's price was in dispute
It didn't open at all
Avoid the cheap freefall
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I stopped a Finnish Pixie
To help me with a niksi
Away the sprite did sprint
Always take a hint
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Jan blew down a didgeridoo
To get lots of air to pass through
One end was occluded by crumpet
Think not to blow your own trumpet
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I sat on the wing
(a discount fare thing)
It caused a mishap
Don't get in a flap
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997