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BONTOS - Volume 25


There are specific forms of poetry like Limericks, Haiku and the Malaysian Pantun. Each of these have a very formal structure as to number of lines, meter, syllables etc. The meaning is often also tightly prescribed - especially the Pantun.

The Bonto is a new formal type of poetry for use on the net.
There are four lines in each poem.
Rhyming is aa bb.
Syllables: as yet undecided (5, 6 or 7)
Content:

  • First line: sets out some extraordinary behaviour. The more bizarre the better.
  • Second line: gives the explanation for the bizarre behaviour.
  • Third line: gives the result or outcome of the behaviour.
  • Fourth line: provides some "philosophical" reflection on life in general but arising from the situation.


Edward's first book states its name
Mind mechanic he became
Patterns organise themself
Understand creative health
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

"Future Positive" connotes
Culture needs some antidotes
Hindsight helps us all agree
Change is often mandatory
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Water Logic's aftermath
Leaves us doodling for a laugh
Look at problem networks lots
Life makes you untie its knots
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

"Conflicts" to my wife I sent
We'd just had an argument
Book confirms what we all knew
Wives can throw the book at you
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I took the bus to work
to make myself look a jerk
the bus got stuck in the door
pearls before swines that's for sure
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I got in a bath of eels
to overcome my own squeals
they slithered I ran a mile
we hide our fear with a smile
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Man of God shunned like a devil
in ignorance man revels
cut off from wisdoms' life blood
open the heart feel love flood
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I played the game to lose
trying to find out some clues
lost a buck but learnt a lot
losing can teach you the plot
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Wide awake but asleep
waking has to be deep
kidding yourself you are cool
wake up don't be a fool
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Up to my eyeballs in gunge
the latest fashion is grunge
now I smell just like my friends
we turn to dust in the end
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I took on the yanks all alone
how far could they throw a stone
stoned to death by a mob
you could learn to shut your gob
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I dribbled all over the place
I could move a ball with pace
football was my God, so sad
those that seem quite sane are mad
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Falling through space but still
space ships are such a thrill
go round the earth in a hour
why elect idiots to power
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

My friends think I come from mars
my words have left them with scars
so now I keep to myself
within me is my wealth
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Music is the food of love
Ciani sounds come from above
her gentle song brings joy and peace
music is the souls release
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Man has made his head a cage
filled with bile a seething rage
man has made his pain and woe
man learns hard and very slow
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

People lock themselves away
rigid thinking brings dismay
stuck in logics murky rut
of lifes joke you are the butt
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Picking my nose with my toes
harder than fighting my foes
big toe gets stuck tight as hell
folk seem caught in a spell
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Mortal,immortal entwine
God hit on a good design
the mortal fades out of sight
relax, be sunny and bright
© Lucy A'Bear & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Plants trundle across the road
to build a brand new abode
the job gets done nice and quick
wield a tool it makes things slick
© Lucy A'Bear & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Old Bill howled in the thicket
some bees just won't play cricket
flung stung nose in water cold
it don't pay to so bold
© Lucy A'Bear & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

A home on its back all day
snails can't choose another way
easy to keep safe and dry
go inside and don't be shy
© Lucy A'Bear & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

living puppets stiffly dance
the mind loves to make us prance
they seize the reins, direct the play
there's always a choice come what may
© Lucy A'Bear & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

music is the food of love
nourishing like a plump dove
it touches parts food don't reach
music ain't just for the beach
© Lucy A'Bear & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I have no flesh and no bone
time stands still, souls alone
incarnation awaits me
our hope is our security
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

God comes to me every day
in fact he never goes away
I feel his force in my breath
time is short until your death
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Dick rode his bike through a cow
it got in the way somehow
two half cows, blood, guts and bits
drinking and driving's for twits
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I have a leg on my arm
just a machine on a farm
working for nought till I rust
lateral thinking gives thrust
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

People live in glass houses
see-through like sellophane blouses
lies built on lies, will dissolve
to get real change use resolve
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Time has no hold over me
I am part of eternity
my body will rot, soul will fly
life till death, blink of an eye
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I read random words aloud
Provocation should be proud
I get chastised once I start
Bus stops aren't the place for art
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I read tea leaves from a cup
So soothsayings would come up
I'm not sure what it all means
Place your faith in coffee beans
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Peter hits the meter
It's a loose change eater
"Curses!", he's remarking
Hydrants aren't for parking
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Edward checks his drawers
To not forget, of course
Leave hotels with what's yours
Good habits reinforce
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

God might trust Beelzebub
'cause of his sub-surface club
God dislikes "His Embership"
Clubs thrive on their membership
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Thursday's sometimes maundy
Feet queue at the laundry
Finish drying fine
Learn to toe the line
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I've three legs one eye no tail
fighting with cars, doomed to fail
I look a bit rough these days
find help from the wise it pays
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Today a book spoke to me
somehow it brought me clarity
now I listen to wise souls
peoples lives can be black holes
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I read my book upside down
stood on my head I'm a clown
painted face hides tears from you
if you look you'll see it too
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Worms crawling inside my head
maggots eat flesh I'm dead
no longer the joys of life
make more of your time than strife
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Caught in a storm of fire
fighting off a ladies ire
peace resumes for another day
ladies what silly games you play
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

More money than sense but poor
stealing from other peoples stores
something in me slowly died
life is like a circus ride
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

The world is under my finger
push it we'll all be cinders
skin peeling lost child howling
beneath the smile, man's growling
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I took my own life yesterday
I need a new game to play
chaos and pain suffered by all
arrogance often leads to a fall
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Watch me set my head alight
lateral thinking leads to insight
upgraded my systems within
thinking is all about feeling
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Inside of me flows a river of gold
meditation allowed me, this sight to behold
now I know my heaven is within
too much thinking can be a sin
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I grabbed a monster by the tail
inside of me the monster wailed
I stood alone and faced my fear
so much can change in a couple of years
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Young in years but old as can be
out of lifes fire has come clarity
happiness swells in my heart like a flower
there is more to life than money and power
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Four and twenty black birds were baked in a pie,
When the feast was over all the children cried,
What a waste of bird song singing in the air,
Its about time industry was made to care.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Countless billions of pounds were spent on Saddam,
All of it aimed at killing the man,
Po we're still spending on the same lines of thought,
Po the result has still come to naught.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Bontos grow beyond a joke
Count the syllables, please, folk
Seven syllables, then quit
Brevity's the art of wit
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

If you're clever and rich you don't pay tax,
Accountants know this is a workable fact,
But if you think carefully about where the money goes,
Po poor peasants get shoes for their toes.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

They'll pass anything and leave it to luck,
As long as someone is making a buck,
You can eat meat although its diseased,
(But) you can face prison for smoking some weed.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Ice cut, steely moon
Hung by God to light the gloom,
The dim herald of the dawn,
Beauty's gaze can be forlorn.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I turn on the tele it numbs my mind,
For I serve them better when I am blind,
Thinking is dangerous, it upsets the quo,
How long will it be before they ban Po.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Quiet tears on a grieving face,
Remind us that we don't own this place,
Sorrow tempers misplaced belief,
Memories make an authentic wreath.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Little boy died on a door step,
A freezing night spent in a coal shed,
Mankind loses another chance,
Compassion would be a true advance.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Lets all have a chocolate egg,
To celebrate that the Lord is dead,
What chance to understand the bible,
Deity comes in renewable cycles.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

My legs have gone like grapes off a vine,
I think I trod on something called a mine,
They'll have to look at me and me reminded to see,
Lack of effort bodes ill on the karmic tree.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Firework tied to pussy's tail,
Entertainment beyond the pale,
Cost pussy agony to get a laugh,
Hearts get colder than snow in March.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Fine silver strands fall wet from the sky,
Perhaps God is telling the birds not to fly,
Quietly I can listen to the here and the now,
Conciousness is not striving, but what you allow.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I'm burying my child next to my wife,
Idealists came and took their life,
I don't have wisdom so I must choose hate,
Everybody has something they must satiate.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Tower of Babel, I build to the sky,
Foolish dreams taunt me that I can fly,
Consequence simple, I fall into pain,
Understand mistakes before you make them again.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Expensive cream on your face, oil in your hair,
Old age will get you if you don't care,
Invest in the carton, forget whats within,
Cancer will grow where neglect is the sin.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Cute little dogs pampered to death,
Sad old ladies breathe meaningless breath,
Money spent didn't save the world,
Canine mouths eat inherited pearls.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

A career move, incinerated face,
Sir Galahad was the time and the place,
Looks were lost, but spirit found,
Treasure is treasure when its not in the ground.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

A million pounds got burnt by a star,
He needed to prove he didn't want the car,
A thousand mouths got no food,
Stupidity pleads its misconstrued.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I gaze into trash, strange inclination,
But the images trigger inspiration,
Po is for poetry in the dump,
Nonsense by meaning is gazzumped.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Genius ripples, fermenting in the ether,
A body breathes, slumbering beneath her,
A troubled world waits for the potential,
A master's devotee should be reverential.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I borrowed the sun just for an hour,
I liked the thought of power,
Everything around me died,
People do not realise why certain power is denied.
© Hailey Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

He shot his pretty little figure down,
To make a beautiful appearing gown,
Babies yelps heard from the burrow,
Peoples selfishness leaves others in sorrow.
© Hailey Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Aristotle changed his name,
He didn't want to play the game,
I think it means that he's let go,
Mankind should concentrate on Po.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

To write about exquisite food,
Before you taste is quite rude,
There is a dish that you might miss,
Ideas can never bring you bliss.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I vexed upon the mention,
Twas spiritual invention,
A waste of good intention,
Belief is not redemption.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I do not do what I know I should,
My head does not believe I could,
This makes me feel so unhappy,
Perhaps my mind should wear a nappy.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

A holy face must wear an ordinary mask,
Notoriety impedes a formidable task,
Such measures ensure he cannot fail,
Divinity gets you a cross and a nail.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Uncle John drank and sang,
To make us think he was a nice man,
Our trust would place us with him alone,
Sanctuary is not a house or home.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Maharaji's face is a beautiful grace,
It's an artform of celestial taste,
I've thrown away the effigy,
Buddha's here to set us free.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I set sail my dreams on a great wide ocean,
Because I know not of glacial emotion,
I feel pain and fear when I run aground,
A small spring of devotion is basically sound.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

The reincarnation of two men,
Shall ignite God's will again,
They teach us how to feel and think,
To practice is to eat and drink.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Naked I danced under a blazing star,
Sugar Mummy has bought me a brand new car,
But the air was cold and I caught a chill,
You cannot drive when you're terminally ill.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Darshan is a true delight,
Because stars light up the darkest night,
Recognition is the heart's domain,
Love is evolutions newest flame.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I heard the scream of a monster blue,
He was locked in a cage at Whipsnade zoo,
Nobody would free him for they wouldn't go near,
You can't get help when you generate fear.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

The Judges gave her bread and butter,
For being hammered by a nutter,
She lost her sister and her mummy,
A police beating pays out far more money.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Dead men's wisdom can be seen in the gloom,
For their light is the glow that falls on the moon,
Life cannot grow lest it lives by the sun,
Look for the Master for He is the one.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Loops of words shaded blue,
I could not shake my point of view,
Caught in sorrow I lost my aim,
Mind ludecy is a fruitless game.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

When you're torn between pleasure and pain,
You imagine the sun and miss the rain,
To swim or sink you can't decide,
Madness is perceptual genocide.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

You cannot prepare for Knowledge by thought,
In the realm of the heart this leads to nought,
Maharaji tells us to gently mention,
Wisdom prevents dangerous invention.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

DeBono sang and Maharaji played,
Because all religion was dismayed,
Thousands died under the ritual tongue,
Buddha declared life must be fun.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Buddha in a Saville Row suit,
Is a modern sage of good repute,
But this people do not expect to see,
Recognition is eclipsed by nostalgic effigy.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

They would not let me in without the tie,
Told me with anxiety I must die,
Reborn Christians would not agree,
(That) dogma will never set me free.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

They sent poor Deidre to jail,
To make the public wail,
Instead it caused a near riot,
Sarawejo died in comparitive quiet.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

On a roof I leapt off the edge,
I saw a gold coin below on a ledge,
I grabbed the money but broke my neck,
A dangerous desire can make you a wreck.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I read a novel on death row,
To control the direction of imaginery flow,
It helped to strangle fear from time,
Choice always grows upon the vine.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I spend my love on a sulking puss,
It helps me keep my perceptions loose,
My mind cannot stoke up so much emotional flame,
To forgive is to escape from a lunatic game.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I think about my inner soul,
To help my struggle to be whole,
I do not depend on any book,
The Master tells you where to look.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Ladies take lots of pills,
To help them cure mysterious ills,
A lucrative market in depression,
There is no cure in blind suppression.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Bonto's like water did surely flow,
The structure seemed to act like Po,
Inspiration shall raise the willing soul,
Activity is a noble goal.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Waiting patiently for God's word,
To lift my life from the current absurd,
Everything shapes on the work of two men,
Practice and training is contemporary zen.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I made a sandwich with a poisonous toad,
I could not waste what was squashed in the road,
Now I need to find a guest for tea,
Emotions need an excuse to be set free.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

A passport held can make you murder,
If your country demands that you should serve Her,
You might find yourself far away,
Influence works best before the fray.
© Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Only one road could I see
when I did an APC
That outcome wasn't too cool
The fool blames it on the tool
© Lucas Gonzales Santa Cruz & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Only Yellow caught my eye
when I did a PMI
Black Hat kicked me like a mule
The fool blames it on the tool
©Lucas Gonzales Santa Cruz & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

APC after Big Guess
when you want to get success
may leave you worse than you came
Fools have all Ed's tools to blame
© Lucas Gonzales Santa Cruz & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Vladimir hit Estragon
Just so something would go on
Now their play's infused with hate
Novelty is worth the wait
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Ms. Macbeth was quite insane
Witches casting spells to blame
Seas incarnadine are cried
Laws of fate can't be defied
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Ma and Pa took all the Joads
Travelled west in two truckloads
Starved then tried an orange farm
Bad ideas can cause you harm
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Bart wrote blackboard lines again
Chalk is better than the pen
Home-time bell is Bart's reward
Humour works across the board
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Edward's title has a sting
"How to be more interesting"
Final pages are left blank
We have but ourselves to thank
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Gershwin rhapsodied in blue
'Cause his brother told him to
George knows Ira's colour-blind
Harmony lies in the mind
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I slept in a river today
to help wash my sins away
men in straight jackets soon came
water can't wash away pain
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Born white, I have now turned black
my thinking, on the wrong track
turn to crime, hurt those I love
look inside, don't look above
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I built my ship from paper
I thought it would be a caper
the sea took my boat and crew
thought is of service to you
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Freezing, I took off my clothes
Lateral thinking, it shows
I made an outfit from ice
flexible thinking so very nice
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I bought my car with some chips
cash for old rope gambling tricks
I lost the car on one hand
gambling means your loss is planned
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I threw a fortune away
money is not what they say
some things are worth more than cash
no soul but plenty of stash
© Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998



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